Beauty Saloon – BS | Album Review
/Self-Released
By the time you finish reading this sentence, Beauty Saloon may have already broken up. The on-again-off-again Chicago group has been relaxing under the radar for over a year and a half, quietly assembling the pieces of their debut album, the cheekily-titled and almost eponymous BS. Singer-songwriter and guitarist Michael Molitor believes the band’s lifespan from here on out hangs in the balance, uncertain if the Saloon’s hours are up, but the release of their possibly sole LP acts as a celebration of progress, a document of a post-pandemic upstart band delivering everything they have to offer. Looking at the album’s track listing, BS may initially seem like a compilation or unfinished fragments of a more holistic project, but it all culminates in a complete listening experience that clearly delivers on the band’s intentions.
There is a wide range of influences that weave in and out of each song, starting with “What Are You Made Of? (Milk!),” which is immediately reminiscent of the quirkier sides of alternative music, such as Beat Happening, Neutral Milk Hotel, and Cheekface. The shimmering melodies and jangly guitars let the song sit nicely somewhere between emo and unfuzzed shoegaze, all with a ripping alt-country guitar solo to boot. Molitor’s vocals are restrained and captivatingly boyish, sifting on top of the music as another instrument in the mix. “Zelda” is a twangy, strummy ballad that almost sounds like a performance of a ‘60s Bee Gees soul song played three rooms away – smooth with a magnetic subtlety.
If you were a fan of MJ Lenderman’s seemingly nonsensical lyrics on Manning Fireworks, you’ll enjoy the fast food odyssey of “Dial Up,” Beauty Saloon’s opus clocking in at just under six minutes. This is one of a few tracks written by second guitarist Austin Rose but sung by Molitor, who handles it with the care the words deserve. I don’t mean to call this song “nonsense,” but there’s a lot about it that channels the spirit of a track like Lenderman’s “Rip Torn,” where Rose recalls, “When I was a child, maybe seventeen, me and my old man went down to Burger King. And we went to Popeye’s Chicken too, no, our dogs and our cats can’t eat that kind of food.” Following the end of that verse is a sprawling instrumental passage that encompasses a variety of different flavors, much like a Whopper and a classic chicken sandwich.
Rose’s other writing credits include “Pickups,” his only lead vocal on the album, complete with a backing track that sounds like a beachy b-side from Kings Of Leon’s Come Around Sundown, but less familial rock and roll and more slacker whammy bar worship. There’s a nice addition of cello performed by Chaepter Gottschalk, who glides along nicely with the rest of the band, and Rose has a great call to Molitor’s guitar solo á là Poison’s “Talk Dirty To Me.” Lead single “No One to Feed” is the third Rose writing credit and the third of four songs on BS that leans into a food theme, one that I suspect is unintentional overall but creates a fun throughline across the album’s duration. The groove, along with Molitor’s vocals, makes it sound like Elliott Smith at the not-O.K. Corral, a tear-in-your-beer tune turned tender for tongue-in-cheek tattooed millennials. The track is preceded by the album’s briefest moment, “Feels Good To Be Invited,” which could have been plucked from any of the classic, pre-insurrection Ariel Pink albums.
The second half of BS dips into the band’s slightly older material and recontextualizes it for an album presentation. Molitor rocks “Bassoon Girl” like a mix of Ram-era McCartney and early Springsteen, with more fun lyrics that could have come from an old Sparks album: “And I still hear the bassoon rushing over it all… and I ain’t got no hearing problems.” The song originally appeared on their first EP of demos in 2022, although interestingly, the three demos that follow on BS are previously unreleased. “Sugarbear Honeypie” is as sweet and mushy as the title suggests, but holy shit does Beauty Saloon put together one of the prettiest ballads I’ve heard this decade. The harmonized falsetto group vocals over the guitar arpeggios dance beautifully with each other and make the track sound like a generationally passed-down lullaby. “Can’t Keep Love Around (Dopamine Dragon)” is a lo-fi Kurt Vile-esque laidback rocker, and it would have been cool to see what the band could have done with it as a proper studio track, but this demo version gives it a particular personality.
“Liza Minnelli,” the band’s first proper single from 2023, closes out BS in an alternate, live-in-studio version, and is a nice button on the LP and the band overall. Listening to Beauty Saloon take one of their more popular early tracks and letting it ring out as the final moments on their first album gives a feeling of completion, like the band has served its purpose, and the next chapters are going to begin. It’s their encore performance before the bow, just like Minnelli herself would give.
Beauty Saloon’s brief period in the Chicago indiesphere could have been glossed over entirely, leaving them a memory of a memory of a band, but their work on BS shows them coming together and leaving their mark, reminding us locals of the special brand of DIY music they had to offer. And who knows, by the time you finish reading this sentence, Beauty Saloon may have already reunited.
Logan Archer Mounts once almost got kicked out of Warped Tour for doing the Disturbed scream during a band’s acoustic set. He currently lives in Rolling Meadows, IL, but tells everyone he lives in Palatine.