Wormy – Shark River | Album Review
/Rose Garden
I recently started a new job and have been put in the slightly embarrassing position of new people, normal people, asking me what kind of music I like. Hesitant to ever utter the word “emo” out loud, both out of embarrassment and for fear of being misinterpreted, lately I’ve been defaulting to “indie rock” or “music with guitars in it.” It’s not that those terms are any better, if anything, they’re broad to the point of being unhelpful, but at least it feels like an honest answer.
As I was listening to “Big Loser,” the opening track off Wormy’s Shark River, I couldn’t help but feel some connective tissue to the “emotional rock” that I love so dearly. It’s not odd time signatures or frantically tapped guitars, but the radical self-deprecation found in the lyrics. The song lands among the ranks of self-admitted loser songs, tracks that own the insult and turn that outsider label into a badge of honor. In the chorus, singer-songwriter Noah Rauchwerk whines, “I hate myself so much, you might as well hate me too. I’m a big fuckin’ loser, the best thing about me is that I still care about you.” Hell of a line to stitch into an opening track, but one that will probably land for a certain sect of people fumbling through life trying their best and constantly falling short.
Over the next two minutes of that track, we flash through a series of sensory memories scored by a banjo and soft drum pattern. Soggy potato chips and nautical kitchenware become stand-ins for the pleasant memories of life that we wish so badly we could return to. It seems unfair; we didn’t even know those moments were the best it was gonna get until we look back and see them in contrast to whatever exists now. A guitar solo whisks the bad thoughts away for a moment until Rauchwerk comes back in with an anecdote of aging dogs before relenting to the chorus one more time. It’s super powerful and a beautiful way to set the tone for Shark River, an album full of well-observed moments and beautiful truths.
Throughout the rest of the record, there are pop culture references like U2’s Songs of Innocence (referred to as “the one they put on our iPods without asking”), cheap Gatorade, and the 2023 film Cocaine Bear, each of which serve as totems for connection in different ways. Just like real life, these random pop-culture objects are conduits for so much more. A mediocre late-career record and a goofy black comedy horror film can become a platform for something much deeper; it’s more about when and how these things come into our lives. Those associations are a chief concern of Shark River, as the project explores how these might prove to be either false comforts or accidental saving graces.
Every song is pushed forward with a sort of white boy melancholia you’d find in a Barenaked Ladies song, I’m thinking of tracks like “Pinch Me” and “The Old Apartment” that hone in on hyper-specific mundanities and spin them out into larger regrets. The song “27 Days” focuses on the distance that can strain a relationship, with our narrator desperately asking, “Will you text me when I land / to see if I’m okay?” over a simple drum pat and a clean little guitar bend. It’s all really beautiful and infinitely relatable. As our hero compares himself to more exciting and compelling individuals, it’s hard not to feel like an echo of an echo, the original sound reverberating, growing weaker and weaker, but already long gone.
Immediately following, “Cocaine Bear” has already become one of my favorite songs of 2026, embracing a more peppy electronic beat and free-wheeling energy. Fretting over an uncertain future and inevitable death, Rauchwerk sings with a Darnellian verve “I don’t wanna be left with the burden / I don’t wanna be dead on the roadside / I don’t wanna be dragged by the curtain / I don’t wanna be there when I die.” Flashing to the earthly pleasures of Cocaine Bear, Costco runs, and Monster Energy, he pretends to “act like his life is hard.” To me, this is the same vein as “getting killed by a pretty good life,” capturing a sort of attitude adjustment that many people like me have felt recently. Things can be good on paper and still hard. You can, and should, acknowledge the advantages you have, but those privileges don’t negate the complicated feelings that can come from a fucked-up brain. Life is hard for everyone in different ways, and you gain nothing from comparing struggles.
Things dip into a woozy pedal steel lilt on “I Am Here,” and I think of ‘alt-country run-off,’ a phrase I heard someone toss out off-handed but meant to allude to a sort of “FFO MJ Lenderman” style of music that has become easy for indie rockers to reach for ever since the success of Manning Fireworks. Even still, I think it’s used tastefully here, and Rauchwerk’s writing is unique enough to stand on its own. It’s not just the proper nouns that poke through the songs, but the way they’re framed and what they all ladder up to.
“Breakfast Again” captures a specific type of helplessness that’s easy to feel in the wake of everything on every front constantly going wrong and getting worse. Snacking yourself to sleep while it feels like the sharks are circling, only to wake up hungry and do it all again. It’s infinite unfulfilment that sounds just dreadful on paper, but can be surprisingly easy to fall into. While there’s obviously some self-shaming in an observation like “pants too tight from just stayin’ in,” I think it’s important to focus on the silver lining presented in the lyric “Hardest things that you ever try / make you want to try again.”
After all this, the media consumption, the gorging on snack food and energy drinks, the bad decisions and expired relationships, Rauchwerk paints a truly vulnerable and compelling image of a slacker mid-redemption arc. There’s absolutely loneliness, devastation, regret, and sorrow, but there’s also recovery, reclamation, and the hope for reconciliation. Rauchwerk’s writing is filled with self-reflection, and that makes it easy for the listener to see themself in his work. The little nods to movies or food can sometimes feel like funny distractions or frivolous extravagances, but one could also argue they’re part of the journey just as much as the Big Feelings and Real Decisions.
In the final moments of the record, our narrator finds himself questioning what he really wants. While the concept of “true love” feels a bit too daunting to break down into anything digestible, Rauchwerk opts to find comfort in a small show of affection. It’s nothing too intimate, just a gentle cradle and the hope to sort things out. It’s that sort of singular connection, the one between two individuals, that can make all the difference. It’s not that you expect the other person to solve everything (or anything) for you, but that the possibility is there, even in the face of feeling angry, ugly, and cosmically unlucky. If you’re really fortunate, maybe you and this other person can help you learn things about each other until you learn things about yourself. God knows there’s still lots to figure out, but knowing who you want to do it with, and, more importantly, that you yourself want to do it, is a pretty damn good start.